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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:06

They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
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No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Then came..
Minima tempora consequatur voluptas sequi aspernatur corporis.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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