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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Then came..

Minima tempora consequatur voluptas sequi aspernatur corporis.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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